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A: How many did it take last year? This response was suggested by Adrian Higgs. Labels: Accountants , jokes , riddles. Newer Post Older Post Home. Subscribe to: Post Comments Atom. There are only two types of accountants in the world I was at a conference in Canada last week, and a speaker asked, " How many internal auditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? How many did it take last year?
At first I laughed. A moment or two later, the joke made me pause and reflect — so much so that I completely missed whatever the speaker said next. I'll never know what point the speaker was trying to make. But when they tell jokes about us that sting a little too much, there may be a perception problem that we need to address.
Do people see internal auditors as not being risk-focused?
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